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I HAVE 82 LLAMAS AND NOT ENOUGH DEVIATIONS!!!
Still have only two deviations on this friggin account and nothing I've promised in my first journal. What am I even doing with my life?! All I've really done is comment on things and favorite a bunch of random whatever!
So... I have an albino llama now... and I've only posted like, what, 2 deviations? What even is my life anymore?!

Thank you; thank you once again to coming to the show. Uhm... So, for this bit, I’m playing a makeshift David Letterman. Yeah... With that said, this is my Top Ten Miscellaneous uh... things... Despite not being food, I am The Nut, and uh... here we go!

10. Being a nut! Why so low on the list, if I call myself The Nut? Let’s just say that if you put “nut” on your resume, you’re gonna end up salted and bagged at the peanut factory for corn’s sake!

9. Television, even though at this point that’s mostly eaten up by YouTube and Netflix and the like.

8. Anime, because let’s face it, Japan’s a head scratcher, and for me, anime makes it less so... marginally...

At lucky 7: Companionship of friends and family... Until I’ve had enough, at which point, steam blows out my ears. You know it; I know it, just like the cartoons where they go FWEEEEEEEEEEE!

6. Food! ...No comment.

5. The internet! Sure it’s weird, but that’s what I love about it. Just steer clear of Chatroulette. Yeah, nothing to add on that point.

4. Adventure! Preferably out of town because let’s face it, you’ve seen it all, she’s seen it all, he’s seen it all, and of course, I’ve seen it all!

3. Comedy! Above all else, comedy. Especially above horror. So... if Freddy, I don’t care which one, were to waltz on in here like Jagger Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon, let’s just say it’d be embarrassing. And wet.

2. Music, because everybody needs a song! Just ask the beans!

And Number One: Videogames! Yeah... broken record at this point, but I don’t care! It’s at the toppa the list and it stays there! That’s that!

And there you go! That’s the, uh, list. Thanks for listening and, uh, take it away!

The Nut's Top 10 Misc Things
Okay, this was a comedy routine I wrote a while back and I decided to plop it here for the fun of it.
I hope you giggle!Sweating a little... 
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Zebesian Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thanks so much for the watch yo! I'll be super looking to seeing you around in the future, new pal~<3
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TheAmazingCornbot Featured By Owner 5 days ago
No problem!
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kotakkun Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch!! x3
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TheAmazingCornbot Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2017
No problem!
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RobotCatArt Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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customwaifus Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016   Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch and helping my profile grow! I really appreciate it!
I hope you'll continue enjoy and support my art! <3
Banner -Jinx/NightElf/Morrigan (Free to Use) by customwaifus
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TinaBlythe Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016   Traditional Artist
ty by TinaBlythe
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TheAmazingCornbot Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016
Thanks for the llama!
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gamerjohn022691 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
It may be late, but thank you for the watch.
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TheAmazingCornbot Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
Ey, no prob.
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